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    20 May

    ZT 电影里的奇迹

        炸弹总有一个很大的现实剩余时间的设备,以便主人公和观众掌握剩余时间;

      如果必须拆一枚炸弹,主人公不必担心该剪那根线,因为他剪得总是对的;

      如果跟敌人拼“功夫”,不必担心他们人多势众,因为他们总是很耐心的排成队依次进攻,并且,在一个人被打倒之前,其他人只会在周围上蹿下跳虚张声势;

      当你关灯睡觉时,你的卧室就会被一道蓝色的光照得清清楚楚;

      如果你是金发碧眼的美女,那么你可能是一位世界闻名的核技术专家、或者考古专家,即使你看上去不超过25岁;

      诚实而且兢兢业业的老警察在他退休前一两天会被坏人枪杀;

      主要的坏人很少会浪费子弹,他们会用其他工具杀死主人公,例如:电锯、毒气、激光、鲨鱼、定时炸弹……以提供足够时间让主人公逃生;

      为了侦破案件,侦探必须至少去贫民区一次,光顾脱衣舞俱乐部两次,殴打线人四次,被上司训斥六次,有时还会被停职会被迫辞职一次,醉酒一次,被坏人辱骂又无可奈何一次,各老婆闹离婚一次(离婚率56%),受轻伤三次,重伤一次;

      电影里的计算机都不使用Windows操作系统;所以他们的计算机从开机到可以使用最多只需3秒;(原来Windows是这么滥的系统)

      你可以从网络上的任何一台计算机上窃取另一台计算机上的任何资料,即使那台计算机并没有开机;

      你使用的软件允许你在Internet上任何地方键入“Search或者Find XXXX”就可以找到你需要的任何信息,而不会像百度、Googlo,给你找出十几页没用的搜索结果;

      当你想进入任何有权限设置的的网络区域是,屏幕上总会弹出输入密码的窗口;

      你破获这些密码所需的时间不会超过2分钟,如果情况紧急(例如被人追杀或炸弹爆炸)需要的时间会更短,甚至几秒钟搞定;

      如果你要追的人驾车逃跑,那么你的附近一定有一辆车没锁车门,你可以进去就开走,没人能拦住你;

      如果是你被人追,那你麻烦大了,这辆车肯定打不着火,直到能致你于死地的敌人(坏蛋、怪兽、大水、炸弹等等)离你一步之遥并蓄势作必杀时

        一旦这辆车(或其他交通工具)被启动了,那么它将在0.6秒之内从静止状态加速到100Km/h,不管这车有多老和路况有多糟;(舒马赫都羡慕)

      街道上的行人总是反应很快,你不必担心在闹市街飚车会撞倒人,你只需一边把好方向盘,一边使劲踩油门并大喊:让开!不管在嘈杂的街上有没有人能听到;

      任何餐馆里厚度不足5cm的木板桌面都能挡住子弹,而同样的枪和子弹可以把一辆卡车打爆。

     

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    鲁宁wrote:
    有趣!嗬嗬
    23 May

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